Golly it’s Homer Pile and Sgt Farter, Again and again, and again, and again and….
Well lookie there its those two crazy characters who seem to be on TV as much as Michelle Obama, maybe there is a secret competition going on who will get the most airtime. Yep I speak of those two inseparable characters Homer Pile and Sgt. Farter. Here is an excerpt from a recent pep talk Sgt. Farter was giving to hapless Homer.Sgt. Farter (SF): Homer you numb nuts, I need you to get out there and steamroll that Rand character until he is flatter than Hilary Swank’s chest in Boys don’t Cry.
Homer Pile (HP): Golly Sarg, Rand seems like a right good ol’ boy to me, kinda cute even.
SF: Listen faggot,… er… I mean maggot, he’s a young upstart trying to banish that Constitution around like some Tea Party Radical hairy toed hobbit loving mother fucking,….
HP: For shame, for shame Sergeant, you said a bad word, golly my ears are burning.
SF: Listen mama boy, do as I say or I will stick my rifle up your ass until I tickle your tonsils.
HP: Yes sir Sergeant Farter, I love when you talk that way to me…. it reminds me when we had that encounter in the latrine… surprise,surprise.
SF: Pile you’re dumber than a box of bricks, so just read what I tell you on that little piece of paper, where it says Rand Paul sucks, can you do that for me private?!
HP: Oh yes sir, I read real gooder and Homer is ready to take your abuse anytime, anywhere… Gooolllllleeeeee
Chumlee goes one on one with Un
Sure you knew things couldn’t remind kosher in the ongoing rivalry between Chumlee Russell, star of Pawn Stars and his half brother, Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. Chumlee while basking in being voted the Smartest Man in the World, got increasingly irritated by Kim’s recent conduct. First he was jealous that Kim got to blow up a really big bomb recently in North Korea. Rick usually allows Chumlee only to occasionally fire off an antique blunderbuss that may explode accidentally.
And now Unster hanging with Dennis Rodman; who has patronized Pawn Stars pawn shop many a time over the years. And the nerve of Dennis; saying he and Kimmy were BFFs and he would try to hook up a game of PIG with Kim versus President Obama.
Chumlee’s response was bringing on a famous basketball trainer and motivator, Mars Blackmon, to get Chumlee into pro form and challenge his half brother in a game of one on one for the right to go against Obama in the game of PIG. Chumlee, being a chess player of the political arena, also hopes that the defeat of Un can be uses as a wedge to get another chance at the leadership of North Korea. 2T2T Network will, as always, keep you up to date with the family feud between our little dribblers.
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