Characters of 2011

Here is some links and photoshop characters of 2011.Michelle Bachmann, Bride of Kerrenstein

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/over-the-hill-frankenstein-make-that-kerrensteen/

 

John “Gollum” McCain, My Precious, likes the Hobbits of the Tea Party

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/my-precious-thats-not-a-hemorrhoid-you-feel-but-my-big-hairy-foot-you-troll-you/

 

Mr. Dithers goes to Washington… Bumstad I mean Biden where are you?

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2011/03/27/mr-dithers-goes-to-washington/

Frau Hillicher  part of Kerrenstein saga

Osama in his eternal glory

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2011/05/02/behind-door-number-two/

Barry Barry Obamas, the inspiration of the Obama Carols, see 2011 version in an earlier post, others here:

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2010/12/04/the-obama-carols-2010-the-first-shellack/

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2010/12/03/the-obama-carols-the-twelve-months-of-obamas/

http://donnphoto.wordpress.com/2010/12/02/the-obama-chorals/

The Kerrenstein Monster… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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December 29, 2011. Party Jokes. Leave a comment.

The Rump Revisited

The Rumpster, you can never count Mr. Bad Hair Decade  out of the limelight can you?  Now he is saying he is an independent and may run an independent campaign for President, with the Self Promoting and Loathing Party.  But remember The Rump has some deep inner demons and lets look how things went in the spring the last time he was looking at a Presidential run.

The Rump for Prez You’re Retired!

Posted on April 15, 2011

Oh the Horrors, what if in some cosmic, alternative world, mishap up in the cloning lab, something happened to produce Ronsie O’Trumpell or for short, The RUMP .  A blend of Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.   It couldn’t be much weirder than things already are could it?

THE RUMP:  Ladies and Gentleman and my LGBT friends thank you for coming out today for my pre-presidential press conference where I, well we’ll  be happy to answer any of your questions regarding my, I mean our stand on the issues.

Yes you over there from the Onion.

Onion:  ” Do you see adding another celebrity such as Snooki or Charlie Sheen to the ticket as vice president to get more youth vote?”

THE RUMP:  “We like those guys for what they bring to the American culture and they sure do connect with the kids.  Charlie with his deep thinking and turn of the phrase, I means who don’t like WINNING!!!  and that Snooki she could shore put on a shindig or two, and help us in the personal training or tanning sort of role,  but we thinks you all know we prefer blonds.   But we  think its way too early for us to think about VP choice when we haven’t yet made it official ya know?”

Let’s move on… yes you Holly from the Playboy Channel:

Playboy Channel :   “Oh Rumpster would you please autograph these 38DDs oh pretty pleeeeeeassssssssssssseee..???”

THE RUMP:   Whoa, thems some knockers!!!!….. damn where is my gold tip Sharpie, would someone get me my Sharpie? Hey maybe after this we could go out for some drinks and do some clubbing at one of my many buildings and get to know each other better ….. say Holly I got a little strap-on unit I like you meet….. no, no nothing plastic for this young lass,  one little blue pill and you can have the real thing only less wrinkly than Hefs…”

Playboy Channel:  “Oh thanks for being so kind, but I really meant to ask: Do you think marriage should be just between a boy and a girl or is it cool for same-sex couples to be married and how about a really old guy and four or five of his favorite blond bimbos?

THE RUMP:  I think marriage is good for all peoples, unless I am talking to some old fart evangelist with his own talk show,  and I am all for a good divorce lawyer and I think if Hef gets married he is nuts, what a gig he has, damn I envy….. ahem, you done yet Mr. Homophobic?  We are all for marriages for all loving couples, no matter what their sexual orientation and Hef should just die already, sheesch he makes my skin crawl……maybe you should show up naked at his mansion unannounced, he opens the door and  boom boda bing, he’d be a goner….  okay  you comb-over casanova just bite me.

Yes Wolf from CNN.

Wolf:  Please clarify on specific steps you would take as President to deal with China with the imbalance of trade and the amount of debt they currently hold of US bonds?

THE RUMP:   You know as President I would go over to Beijing and tell them yellow slime balls to bend over because here comes a trumpedo  because me so Well Hung,  ho ho ho, no seriously I think we tax the crap out of their  shitty made products, of course only after I get the chance to buy at discount all the construction materials I can…….hey why do I have always go second you male chauvinist oinker, I don’t care about China, I perfer to be informal, I tend to use Chinet paper plates as I eat my ribs and baked beans in my sweatpants and hoodie.  But to answer your question China is someone you gots to be friends with them cause they gots us by the short hairs and I besides that I  like the prices I get at Wal-Mart dare, them no good gun selling bastards.

Yes you over there at The Daily Show

The Daily show:   “Ah Jon Stewart couldn’t be here but he asked me to ask you guys, what is the biggest issue facing America today, The 9/11 truther conspiracy or the Obama Birther conspiracy?”

THE RUMP: “We like to say we are of one mind here but….. Listen it’s definitely the birth certificate, where is it you  phony AFRO-Antiamerican, I mean show it or take a hike…. Hey hey listen here my freaky little hair piece douche, it’s for sure the 9/11 conspiracy.   Bushie blows up deem towers to stay in office for 8 years so he can then blow up the financial markets and make it tough for my friends the Dems to look good when they gets elected…. Listen my dear almost feminine other half, are you nuts, better yet, do you have nuts, someone give me a rimshot there, there is no way Bush could blow up the towers, damn he could barely blow his nose;  no its definitely Mr. Hawaiian Tan who has the issue we should focus on… what I lack in balls I make up in brains you moron, it’s the 9/11 cover up and that’s that, oh my God I think my face is tearing down the middle, we’ve cleavinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…..

Sorry we lost our feed from The Rump press conference, we will now return to Celebrity Apprentice,  where we should all be retired.

 

December 24, 2011. Tags: , , , . Party Jokes. 1 comment.

Possible Power Struggle in N. Korea Revealed

My sources have picked  up an internal struggle for power between Kim Jong Un and a previously unknown sibling; not even just a sibling but a twin brother.  Kim Gong Wrong also known as Chumlee has left Pawn Stars and is now speeding to Pyongyang, North Korea’s capital.  Little is known about the Un, but too much is known about Chumlee.

The Un-Leader

  Versus

                                       Chumlee

Chumlee, also known as,  Chum  or his supposed birth name, Austin Russell; is one of , if not thee, star of Pawn Stars on the History channel.  But now it is known he has been playing us for fools, disguising his past and only now revealing his true identity.  I would advise Mr. Un to not underestimate the wily prowess  of Chumlee.  Known for the shrewd deal making and his love for Japanese warrior culture, see photo below, Chumlee will make a formidable opponent to the top spot in North Korea.  In fact there is already posters of Chumlee appearing in public areas and the cult of personality has begun.  Suspicions are Pawn Stars has been shown on non authorized cable pickups for years unbeknownst to Un’s inner circle, also know as The Secwet Council of  the Wing Awound the Wosey.

As Chumlee left Las Vegas for N. Korea his last words were ” I will make them a deal they could perhaps refuse.”  Spoken like a future tyrant for sure.

This is a developing story and we will keep you posted as we get more news.

December 21, 2011. Tags: , , , , . Chumlee vs Kim Jong Un, Party Jokes. Leave a comment.

Welcome to the Party

Welcome to the party of ideas, thoughts, sarcasm, satire and rants of a Tea Party minded guy.  I like the concept of shrinking of government and restoring us to a better balance of free market principles and moderate taxation.  Though I would say I am a Republican, I like that the Tea Party concept allows you to criticize all excess spenders and bloaters be it a guy named W or the One.

I have been doing some political commentary from time to time on my other blog, Random Acts of Abstractness, but want to leave that more as my photography blog and not piss off the more liberal minded patrons.  Art and politics can be very strange bedfellow and I hate vicious pillow fights, so I thought best to use separate bedrooms.  My other favorite target for blogging is sports related, but for now I can barely handle one blog, so my next step is to get this one going.  Hope you enjoy and lets get this party started!

 

http://youtu.be/mW1dbiD_zDk

 

 

 

December 19, 2011. Tags: , , . Party Chairman Commentary. Leave a comment.

The Obama Carols 2011 (And may it be the last so help us God)

You Dirty King of Chicago Are

 

 

You dirty king of Chicago are

Bearing gifts to your donors afar

US foreclosure, no disclosure

Leaving a fresh new scar

 

Oh ‘Bama of blunder, dark as night

Your star no longer burns so bright

Leftward leaning, with no meaning

Give us no more class-warfare fright

 

Voted the One from America’s plain

Now we see our hopes were in vain

Talk is cheap, You lefty creep

Leaving us only more pain

 

Oh ‘Bama of blunder, dark as night

Your star no longer burns so bright

Leftward leaning, with no meaning

Give us no more class-warfare fright

 

Payroll tax cut he offers to I

Tax them rich boys until they die

Debt and spending, nothing mending

Send the deficit to a new high

 

Oh ‘Bama of blunder, dark as night

Your star no longer burns so bright

Leftward leaning, with no meaning

Give us no more class-warfare fright

 

Osama is yours, but its victory fades

Bout everything else you pass to your aides

Golfing, campaigning, Junkets, fundraising

But leadership gets a failing grade

 

Oh ‘Bama of blunder, dark as night

Your star no longer burns so bright

Leftward leaning, with no meaning

Give us no more class-warfare fright

 

We are the 99 percent, he is the one

Hopefully soon his lies will be done

Be it Newt, Mitt or Paul, he must fall

Only then we will have won

 

Oh ‘Bama of blunder, dark as night

Your star no longer burns so bright

Leftward leaning, with no meaning

Give us no more class-warfare fright

 

Copyright 2011, Larry Donnelly

December 16, 2011. Obamas Carols, Uncategorized. 1 comment.