Secret Photos: Tiger shows Pres Obama how to really swing

The 2t2t Network come across this exclusive photo of President Obama and Tiger Woods hitting the town last week during his highly secretive golf getaway.  No it wasn’t all fairway time for our power pair.  They were looking for a whole new twosome to join them in the evening as well.  After a hour of private lessons and dressing tips, Tiger took President Obama to the exclusive Boogie Nights club where the two tore up the dance floor and rumor has it, had some foxy females on their bulging biceps when they left after shut down the club.  Get down, and yes they did.  I guess it brings a whole new meaning to shouting FORE … play. Hey, they’re  just two wild and crazy guys.

Tiger teachs Barry how to really Swing

February 24, 2013. Tags: , , . Party Jokes. Leave a comment.

Tokyo Rove

Greetings, Leepublican scum, this is your overlord and fliend of conservative candidates across the fluited plains.  So you rikey way I rouse all those erections this past year.  Then you must bow and pay homage, you groveling tea suckers, I must pick your candidates,  not YOU, Parin-worshipping-pigs-with-ripstick,  tricky-dick heads.   So ray back and take the road off your rittle doggies, Tokyo Rove will make the light choice for you and make sure we rouse Senate and the House and me make rots and rots of gleenbacks.  Ha ha…. now one of my favoletes songs,  You make my straight eyes Slanty.   Goodnight Teabaggers.

 

Tokyo Rove

Tokyo Rove   Very Big Ah- Sooo

 

February 14, 2013. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Dirty Barry, Executive Force

Dirty Barry

 

I know what you’re thinking. Did he issue twenty-four executive orders or only twenty three? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I lost track myself.  But being as this is a seven clip, Hipbro pea shooter,  the most powerful pea popper in the world, and would put a red mark on your chin dimple, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Old clint

 

 

 

 

Listen Skeeter boy, I’ll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.  Any further questions, Hmmmm Punkie Berrster?

February 11, 2013. Tags: , . Party Jokes. Leave a comment.

Lgor of Arabia

The hero of the desert who charmed man-bear-pigs around the world with his tales of Climate catastrophe.  Lgor of Arabia, a man of principle and character and junk science.  Never one to turn down a buck when it can be offset with a carbon credit.  He’s smoking hot, he’s Lgor of Arabia.  And I am super cereal@!!

 

Lgor of Arabia final

February 7, 2013. Tags: , , . Party Jokes. Leave a comment.