Possible Power Struggle in N. Korea Revealed

My sources have picked  up an internal struggle for power between Kim Jong Un and a previously unknown sibling; not even just a sibling but a twin brother.  Kim Gong Wrong also known as Chumlee has left Pawn Stars and is now speeding to Pyongyang, North Korea’s capital.  Little is known about the Un, but too much is known about Chumlee.

The Un-Leader

  Versus

                                       Chumlee

Chumlee, also known as,  Chum  or his supposed birth name, Austin Russell; is one of , if not thee, star of Pawn Stars on the History channel.  But now it is known he has been playing us for fools, disguising his past and only now revealing his true identity.  I would advise Mr. Un to not underestimate the wily prowess  of Chumlee.  Known for the shrewd deal making and his love for Japanese warrior culture, see photo below, Chumlee will make a formidable opponent to the top spot in North Korea.  In fact there is already posters of Chumlee appearing in public areas and the cult of personality has begun.  Suspicions are Pawn Stars has been shown on non authorized cable pickups for years unbeknownst to Un’s inner circle, also know as The Secwet Council of  the Wing Awound the Wosey.

As Chumlee left Las Vegas for N. Korea his last words were ” I will make them a deal they could perhaps refuse.”  Spoken like a future tyrant for sure.

This is a developing story and we will keep you posted as we get more news.

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December 21, 2011. Tags: , , , , . Chumlee vs Kim Jong Un, Party Jokes.

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